Authority For Universe Ownership
In the pioneer days, owning a piece of land was a sign of success. Today, owning your own home is the dream of many couples. But what about tomorrow? What happens when we run out of land on this planet? Well, I think today’s Warped site has that covered.
The site is Authority for Universe Ownership. For the first time ever the Authority for Universe Ownership gives you the chance to purchase deeds to your own universe. A universe in which you are the rightful owner and emperor! This isn’t a hoax (although I admit I looked for a link to the Brooklyn Bridge on the site).
Other sites may offer the chance of owning land on the moon or owning a star or galaxy. These offers may seem tempting, but consider, the enormous cost of traveling to the moon makes it unlikely that such an investment will be profitable for many decades to come, if at all. And let’s face it, the moon is one of the least desirable places to live imaginable. It is utterly barren. The chances of ever traveling to another star are remote, let alone another galaxy! The best hope of interstellar travel at present is to create a wormhole taking you from one part of the universe to the other. But such a wormhole would be just as likely to take you to another Universe. Since traveling to another universe is no less likely than traveling to another star, would it not make more sense to own an entire universe? Especially when you can have a universe customized exactly how you want it.
But most important of all - this is totally FREE! No money required! No down payments or mortgages. This what you’ve been waiting for. Just a couple of clicks, and PRESTO you are a universe owner. The Warp-o-Meter took advantage of this offer, and gives the site an 8.5 rating. I’m still waiting, but don’t that hold you back. Hurry, before they’re all gone.
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